Stop working! Start jerking!
My asshole, is hungry!
Listen Ashe if we combined my ass and your tits! We would become the ultimate humanoid!
Please don't touch my FUCKING bath water!
We successfully gaslit some gatekeeping girlbosses
She's a woman! She doesn't have pockets!
Listen, I hate my job, but at least I'm not sponsored by disney!
I can't believe my dog is Andrew Tate!
No we're not shitting in the church! They have really nice carpets!
"I'm like a sexual T-Rex" - Alex
My record is 15 seconds!
All my friends are inside eachother!
My penis YEARNS!
Animals aren't even real ;~;
Thats the wrong hole-
I'm falling faster than the speed of stupid
I AM ADDICTED TO HEROINE
I'm getting WAILED ON by like FIVE GUYS!
Thanks Haiku Daddy <3
No we're not shitting in the church! They have really nice coffins!
Ketamine ketamine call the Keta-Van!
Summon every ghost thats hiding in the trees! They whisper plans to burn reality!
Rip the sky apart until the void is heard!
Floor it in the Keta-Van
K-Hole eats the world, swallows up my soul :sob:
Drag their shadows out and set them all on fire!
Ash rains down like knives!
Nothing here survives!
Ash rains down like knives! Nothing here survives!
I lost the game :3
Brothers in Keta-Christ :sob:
I LANDED ON THE PLANE! ANDY YOU CUNT!
Drivin' wine, I'm feelin' fine! B)
Don't worry~ This is a driving wine!
Drink & Drive, its so divine!
Drivin' wine! The world can wait-
Could never blow below a 0.8
:3 (Furry shit to piss gold off)
90 in a 45 is good to me~
Drunk off my ass and I am living free!
Ah damn I think I just hit someone-
Black out drunk, I'm still good tho-
Alcoholism, I can't take it slow~
Bat Damon in the shadows lurks unclear O.o
War crimes in the darkness, his name they fear..
Bat Damon lies awake, blood on his hands..
Bat Damon (Life sentenced a million times)
Your honor I would like to plead NOT GUILTY
Andy how would you like $45?
I'm going to commit all of the war crimes.
Devin's got a mind that's never out of sync.
Devin's got the groove (He's the 4d king)
Welcome to the fantasy coal mine motherfuckers NOW IN 4D!!!
From dusk until dawn, he never does rest, Tunnel McFingy always gives it his best!
Tunnel McFingy's tunnel mc-fast :3
>:3c
Girlfriend pegs him nightly!
Once he wore skirts and cute tees, now he's got dirt on is knees :3
Girlfriend fucks him *everywhere*
Weird looks from everyone, but Noah's having all the fun!
It goes in the square hole!!!
Put it in my square hole!
Deeper into my square hole!
Get the big black one!
Get the fuck out and shit in the yard.
I am legitimately going to kill you, please vacate the premesis -_-
STOP SENDING SLACK MESSAGES!
WHY WONT THESE ROBOTS FUCKING WORK!!
Help the robot pick up trash..
John just wanna watch anime ;-;
Engineers just wanna die.
"Its working, nothing can go wrong!"
In the cave she'll always delve, my Ohio girl, can't help myself-
Thick and intense, in the caves we make no sense.
She's got the stash, thick ass queen with all the cash!
Punching zombies with my fist, while she picks up amethyst!
She's gonna sleep watch out when she eeps!
Her fat ass keeps the mobs all day!
Ohio girl, we own the night ^^
Thick thigh girl, right by my side-
Neil Armstrong is still alive!!!!!
Moon 2 hides behind the scenes!
The stars whisper encoded speech!
illuminati with their clandestine plans, unmasking lies hidden across the lands!
You thought you knew the full view! But reality is split in two!
Moon 2: A mystery to unravel
Our presidents all knew
Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girlboss!
Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girlboss-.. FUCK!!!
The citizens deserve to know that there's a moon 2!
Secrets unfold, mysteries untold, gravity defied! Explorations bold!
My body is ready. To accept the weight of the truth I am about to recieve!
On the dark side of the moon; Theres another view!
Homeland of the robot bees!
Summer palace of the Kennedy's!
Birds aren't even real! They died in Vietnam!
Nasa 2 was founded by Zues to plan 9/11 2!
If there's a moon 2; Maybe there's a moon 3!?!
Neil Armstrong, Kennedy's, Epstein, and Hillary. Elon and Bezos flew to moon 2 ;~;
Jesus wept; for there were no more moons left to conquer!
I see my monkey juice!
Pickin' trees with the homies, and OGs.
Hit the beat, and I whip the llamas ass.
Monkey me bananas fanum tanum memorandum-
Ocean water privilege B)
Where my bananas- ;~;
Monkey me.
I'm radical, sporatical.
OooooOOOOooooOOOh!
Mom, please help me oh god the elevator's been stuck for 10 years, the monkeys, the bananas, please help-
Happy to say I'm glad my CPU degrades, and my sperm cells regenerate.
Jesus wept for there were no more bananas..
Alluminum cans aren't alluminum, they're tin; And I'm tin it to win it.
Logged in, ready to conquer!
Frames dropping like I've never seen :sob:
Oh fuck me-
Teams mad, can't find my potion-
Internet ping taking wild curves ;~;
Guild's mad cause I'm running late-
This connection making me hate-
Even in lag, I'll be the best!
Fingers up his butt, takes the fight!
In the workshop he hears the call!
Fingers up his butt every night!
"Fingers up his butt" he'd always say!
With each weld, the legend grows..
Forging dreams, and bending steel.. Fingers up his butt; The power's real.
@everyone
Taco Tuesday:tm:
